Given how hot it is here in Australia at Christmas time, most Australians don't celebrate Christmas with the traditional baked ham dinner. Instead, we have a groaning table of cold cuts and salads, prawns and fancy desserts.
Here’s an easy dessert that doesn’t require cooking and taste scrumptious. Perfect for any time of year. Even the children can make this one, but I wouldn’t advise it. Things can get hot in the kitchen, despite the fact the oven doesn’t always need to be on. So let’s whip up a sexy, delectable dessert.
CHOCOLATE CHIP LOG
1 packet of chocolate chip cookies
½ cup of good sweet sherry
1 can of whipped cream
2 tablespoons of chocolate chips or grated dark chocolate, and glacé cherries or strawberries to decorate
Pour the sherry into a bowl. Hmm, maybe a little more than half a cup, just for tasting. Or better yet, pour an equal amount into a separate bowl. Trail your fingers through the golden liquid and suck the alcohol off, feeling the heat hitting your palate and sliding down to your stomach, warming you from within.
At this point, invite your lover into the kitchen to help with your creative urges. Dip your fingers into the sherry again and coat his lips, lapping and licking up the taste before anointing him again. Slide your fingers into his mouth and when he starts sucking, move closer and rub your breasts against his chest.
Take the packet of chocolate chip cookies and ask your lover to rip them open, while you’re unbuttoning and removing your blouse and bra. Dip your fingers into the sherry and slide them over your nipples before offering your lover the ultimate taste test.
Before the heat gets too much to handle, grab a can of whipped cream from the refrigerator and hand it to your lover. Dip the chocolate chip cookies one at a time into the separate bowl of sherry. Using the whipped cream, join them together into a log shape.
While your lover is arranging the chocolate chip log on a nice serving platter, slowly remove his clothes and yours until there’s nothing to impede your cooking experience. Take the can of whipped cream from him and cover the whole log, using a knife to smooth it over the dessert. Hand him the grated chocolate or chocolate chips, and the cherries or strawberries, and ask him to decorate the dessert.
While he’s doing that, spray whipped cream down his torso and onto his hard cock, smoothing it over him with a gentle hand. Now it’s time for the clean-up. Slip to your knees and lick the whipped cream off your lover, ending with taking his cock into your mouth and sucking hard to get him clean. Everyone knows cleaning up is part of the whole cooking exercise.
When the dessert is decorated, leave stand for an hour before cutting into slices for serving.
SINFUL GOURMET ICE CREAM
1 pint of fresh cream
1 cup sugar
(A) 1 punnet of fresh strawberries or a can of strawberries, ½ tablespoon sweet sherry. Mash all ingredients together.
(B) 2 tablespoons instant coffee in a little hot water
(C) 2 cups dried mixed fruit soaked in 2 tablespoons of brandy or cointreau
Pour the cream into a bowl and whip it until it forms stiff peaks. Your nipples harden and ache from the friction of rubbing against your top. Rip off your top and take a dollop of the cold cream and rub it over your nipples to ease the throb. You gasp and imagine how much better it would feel if it was your lover doing this for you.
Next get two bowls and crack the eggs, separating the egg whites from the yolks. Add half a cup of sugar to the egg whites and whip until it stands up in stiff peaks like the cream. Heat hits you as you think of going down on your lover and taking his cock into your mouth, sucking hard until he, too, is stiff.
Add half a cup of sugar to the egg yolks and beat well. Take five minutes and breathe deep, massaging the cream into your breasts and stomach. Visualize your lover’s hands where yours are, stroking, squeezing, until heat drives through your body and centers between your thighs. Your clit throbs in time with the fast beat of your heart.
Gently fold the egg whites and yolks into the cream. Set aside a couple of spoonfuls in a clean bowl. Prepare your desired flavoring and fold through the mixture.
Freeze for six hours.
While waiting for the ice cream to freeze, palm a handful of the mixture you’ve set aside. It reminds you of your lover when he comes, creamy and rich. Ease your hand down your body until you can rub the mixture between your legs and over your clit. The cold of the cream causes delicious shudders throughout your body, and the friction on your clit makes your whimper and long for your lover.
When your orgasm peaks and subsides, shower and get ready for your lover’s arrival. If Sinful Gourmet Ice Cream can make you feel this good on your own, imagine how much better it will feel with a partner.
(Makes 2 Quarts)